On Preying Mantis Aliens

This is another one of those thangs that I’ve wanted to write for a very long time. This is a story that took place right around Christmas in the year of our lord 2007. Jenny had dragged me to a vipassana meditation retreat (thanks mahco!). This is one of my absolute most out there stories and if I had heard this before I was about 26, I would have thought that the person writing it was clearly delusional and mistaking things that went on in their head for reality. So, if you are like that, you can just read this…